今天讲一个魔幻的故事。
西游记里最恐怖的地方，不是火焰山，不是流沙河。
而是一个叫狮驼岭的地方。
这个长安向西不知多少里的小国，原著里是这样描述的：
“骷髅若岭，骸骨如林。人头发躧成毡片，人皮肉烂作泥尘。人筋缠在树上，干焦晃亮如银”。
这句话最让我胆寒的地方，是人被吃完剩下的部分，已经像垃圾一样被分类了。
只有天天吃，月月吃，年年吃，才能吃出这种流水线般的操作流程。和这种惨状相比，奥斯维辛都显得如此地温情脉脉。
不仅场景恐怖，狮驼国的背景故事也非常暗黑。
狮驼国本是一处世外桃源，贩夫走卒，引车贩浆，生活得热气腾腾，无数的普通人为了生活而努力着，生而渺小，但热忱。
而当师徒四人到了狮驼国的时候，这里变成了一个吃人的世界：这里骸骨如山如林，人要么已经被吃掉，要么圈养起来等着被吃。
甚至吃人早就吃出了经验，就像抓住唐僧的时候，还要颇有讲究：待天阴闲暇之时，拿他出来，整制精洁，猜枚行令，细吹细打地蒸着吃。
什么是黑色幽默？这就是了。
但是如此残忍的狮驼岭，最为人津津乐道的，却不是那里的吃人，不是那里的魔幻现实，不是那里的种种不寒而栗。
偏偏是一个“鸟”事。
就在唐僧师徒四人，掀开这个吃人世界的真相之后，这时候曝出了一个大八卦——凤凰的女儿孔雀，曾经把如来吞进肚子里，被如来破开肚子逃了出来，所以孔雀算如来他妈，大鹏算如来他舅。
这个八卦里，带着点名人隐私、伦理哏和一点“鸟”事，具备了所有流量的元素。
所以，这个惊天大八卦一出来，三界众生，街头巷尾，都在说着如来那么厉害，当时都进去了，又说着当时他进去了多久多久。
三界一片欢声笑语，而没人再关心那个叫狮驼岭的地方，那个吃人的地方。
怎么说呢？
高，实在是高。
狮驼岭是眼前发生的事，而孔雀把如来吞了，是如来成佛前的事。
但偏偏这时候爆出来，偏偏爆出这档子鸟事。
可以说是一石三鸟。
既强调了灵山的宽容，吃了我都不怪你，又表现了灵山实力的强大，凤凰之女也皈依了；更满足了普罗大众对名人轶事的想象，这鸟还有这种黑历史啊。
一旦有了这种八卦新闻，坊间的小说家们会牵强附会，编造出孔雀和唐僧的情愫；阴暗的反对者会寻章摘句，论证佛母身份的真实性；盲目的粉丝会据理力争，反而把事情搞得尽人皆知。
然后，现在谁还记得狮驼国的百姓了？谁还记得骸骨如山？谁还记得三个凶手没有受到任何惩罚？
没人在说了。
所以说嘛，掩盖真相最好的方法不是诡辩，不是造假。
而是把另一个“鸟”事翻出来，翻来覆去地说上几遍，满足肤浅大众的窥私欲，引发大家的好奇欲，转移大家的表达欲，这就行了。
毕竟嘛，名人总比死人有意思，故事总比真相有意思，娱乐新闻总比社会新闻有意思。
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