死了人没事,让大家关心起“鸟”事就行

米兰
2022-11-28
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今天讲一个魔幻的故事。

西游记里最恐怖的地方,不是火焰山,不是流沙河。

而是一个叫狮驼岭的地方。

这个长安向西不知多少里的小国,原著里是这样描述的:

“骷髅若岭,骸骨如林。人头发躧成毡片,人皮肉烂作泥尘。人筋缠在树上,干焦晃亮如银”。

这句话最让我胆寒的地方,是人被吃完剩下的部分,已经像垃圾一样被分类了。

只有天天吃,月月吃,年年吃,才能吃出这种流水线般的操作流程。和这种惨状相比,奥斯维辛都显得如此地温情脉脉。

不仅场景恐怖,狮驼国的背景故事也非常暗黑。

狮驼国本是一处世外桃源,贩夫走卒,引车贩浆,生活得热气腾腾,无数的普通人为了生活而努力着,生而渺小,但热忱。

而当师徒四人到了狮驼国的时候,这里变成了一个吃人的世界:这里骸骨如山如林,人要么已经被吃掉,要么圈养起来等着被吃。

甚至吃人早就吃出了经验,就像抓住唐僧的时候,还要颇有讲究:待天阴闲暇之时,拿他出来,整制精洁,猜枚行令,细吹细打地蒸着吃。

什么是黑色幽默?这就是了。

但是如此残忍的狮驼岭,最为人津津乐道的,却不是那里的吃人,不是那里的魔幻现实,不是那里的种种不寒而栗。

偏偏是一个“鸟”事。

就在唐僧师徒四人,掀开这个吃人世界的真相之后,这时候曝出了一个大八卦——凤凰的女儿孔雀,曾经把如来吞进肚子里,被如来破开肚子逃了出来,所以孔雀算如来他妈,大鹏算如来他舅。

这个八卦里,带着点名人隐私、伦理哏和一点“鸟”事,具备了所有流量的元素。

所以,这个惊天大八卦一出来,三界众生,街头巷尾,都在说着如来那么厉害,当时都进去了,又说着当时他进去了多久多久。

三界一片欢声笑语,而没人再关心那个叫狮驼岭的地方,那个吃人的地方。

怎么说呢?

高,实在是高。

狮驼岭是眼前发生的事,而孔雀把如来吞了,是如来成佛前的事。

但偏偏这时候爆出来,偏偏爆出这档子鸟事。

可以说是一石三鸟。

既强调了灵山的宽容,吃了我都不怪你,又表现了灵山实力的强大,凤凰之女也皈依了;更满足了普罗大众对名人轶事的想象,这鸟还有这种黑历史啊。

一旦有了这种八卦新闻,坊间的小说家们会牵强附会,编造出孔雀和唐僧的情愫;阴暗的反对者会寻章摘句,论证佛母身份的真实性;盲目的粉丝会据理力争,反而把事情搞得尽人皆知。

然后,现在谁还记得狮驼国的百姓了?谁还记得骸骨如山?谁还记得三个凶手没有受到任何惩罚?

没人在说了。

所以说嘛,掩盖真相最好的方法不是诡辩,不是造假。

而是把另一个“鸟”事翻出来,翻来覆去地说上几遍,满足肤浅大众的窥私欲,引发大家的好奇欲,转移大家的表达欲,这就行了。

毕竟嘛,名人总比死人有意思,故事总比真相有意思,娱乐新闻总比社会新闻有意思。

(全文转自微信公众号王左中右,原文已被删除)

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